general texting meme

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Sukuna Hikona
[ 2 ] can i just sleep with someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage?
[ 3 ] MY LIFE IS A TRAIN WRECK THAT'S ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM.
[ 4 ] i never thought i would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there i was.
[ 5 ] Text him!
2 for suffering
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I believe you have misdirected your message, Honored Predecessor.
I sincerely apologize for the unintended intrusion.
i'm crying you know it's real when she doesn't sign her texts
[Sukuna sure could have lived the rest of eternity without knowing what it felt like to send an accidental TMI text to your beloved apprentice and innocent, pure little sister figure.]
NO INTRUSION AT ALL. IT WAS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH HAHAHA. I'VE BEEN TESTING OUT MATTRESSES AND YOU KNOW THOSE SALES REPS. SO PUSHY! DON'T MISUNDERSTAND.
[Totally nailed it she doesn't suspect a thing.]
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With all due respect, I was once a goddess of fertility for both the field and the flesh, among... other things.
I am, in fact, aware of carnal pastimes.
I just
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I was unaware of any...
Any 'not-fiancé(e)s' in your life, presently.
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oka-chan... usually i love how you phrase things but please don't ever say 'aware of carnal pleasures' to me again. i don't know if i could survive it a second time. you know my constitution now is very delicate.
and ah! it's nothing important so i haven't mentioned it! if it was something big, you know i would have told you! your opinion means a lot to me!
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to action???
to action!!!
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2.
[ All caps, proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Look here. ]
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who said it was setsura? and you can't forbid me from doing anything just because you're the god of marriage!
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who else have you been boning?! you havent mentioned anyone else!
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and a true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell! you could learn a lot from me you know!
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5. let's spare his future daughter the mess ok
[ Hold the phone. ]
Do gods even have food allergens?
shield her she is still pure
and ah... i'm sure a few do. i think it's cropping up among newer gods mostly since they have more mixed heritages that sometimes don't play well together.
is she really after these repeated toilet monster debacles
[ She wouldn't have guessed a lot of things that she's discovering these days and it's so surreal. ]
I dont think I have any food allergens that i know of.Oh! What about a seafood curry Sukuna-san? How does that sound?
she is unless her kink is killing things in toilets
it sounds delicious! do you need help? it could be fun to make together!
1/2 - this isn't gintama but also no? she's pure remember
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to action???
TO ACTION!!!!
SO CUTE
NO U
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oka-chan talked so highly of your ramen so of course i want to try it! but ah you don't have to go out of your way! i'll be visiting you and oka-chan soon and i can bring along setsura.
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i can't believe you're all dogpiling on 2 let him rest
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im allowed to close up shop once in awhile
this is the only answer for 1 i'll accept
did something happen? or is it just to take a break?
I thought so c:
mom's just not feeling good so i decided to stay home for the day to make sure she got food and rest, it's all good! just a small cold.
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[Nope, Matthias is right on the money.]
ahh, what a good son! do you need any help or any soup reinforcements?
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To action??
Action!
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5. from https://teahoused.dreamwidth.org/3707.html?thread=384123#cmt384123, yw
[ That it's not Sukkun should tell him she's not properly drunk yet. Tipsy? Maybe a little. She's been pacing herself tonight. ]
SCREAMS LIKE I'M BEING MURDERED
He paused when he saw her name flash across his screen, and snickering at the use of 'Sukuna-kun', he texted her back quickly.]
lol having a good time setsura-sama? how much have you had to drink to be asking such serious questions this early?
[But the answer really was a no brainer.]
you wouldn't even need to threaten with pain of death lol. i wouldn't lie to you!
[Honestly Setsura probably knew him better than most, and more about his dealings than anyone.]
prepares the coffin
OK then, please answer the following question completely and truthfully: do you consider Oka-chan hot or not?
[ See? Flawless. ]
BE MERCIFUL 1/????
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3/3 fin
1/?
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