teahoused | general texting meme

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general texting meme

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Sukuna-kun, on pain of death, would you lie to me?

[ That it's not Sukkun should tell him she's not properly drunk yet. Tipsy? Maybe a little. She's been pacing herself tonight. ]

[Oblivious to the chaos that was brewing on the horizon, Sukuna had been dutifully closing down the teahouse, pleased that Setsura had taken the night off to hang out with a friend. Sometimes he worried that she took on too much, that he had foisted off too much on her, but she had never complained once. Still, he wished she would take more time off.

He paused when he saw her name flash across his screen, and snickering at the use of 'Sukuna-kun', he texted her back quickly.]

lol having a good time setsura-sama? how much have you had to drink to be asking such serious questions this early?

[But the answer really was a no brainer.]

you wouldn't even need to threaten with pain of death lol. i wouldn't lie to you!

[Honestly Setsura probably knew him better than most, and more about his dealings than anyone.]

[ Ugh, there he goes with that "Setsura-sama" shit again. She wrinkles her nose, internally groaning, but she's quick enough to remember her objective. Right, right. She's gotta be a proper wing man to Okakou and Sukuna simultaneously. She's got this. ]

OK then, please answer the following question completely and truthfully: do you consider Oka-chan hot or not?

[ See? Flawless. ]

[Of all the questions he had expected, this was not it. What-?]

[Wait did this have to do with the rumors? Were people in the court so blind now too to Oka-chan's beauty that they needed someone with glasses to lead the way?! Those morons! Those utter buffoons!]

OF COURSE OKA-CHAN IS BEAUTIFUL?! What kind of question is this?! Is she enduring worse rumors now? Give me a list of names Setsura!

[You know shit is real when everything is captalized.]

[ Oh, good. She's got him right where she wants him. She can imagine the face he's making right now. Pfffft. This guy! There's a reason she settled at the Hidden Moon, after all, she supposes.]

Of course, Sukuna-kun! We'll thrash any blind idiot god who would dare to slander our Oka-chan.

[ ! ]

But before that, I have another question.

Smash or pass?

[Wow Setsura must really be having a good time if it came to this portion of the night already. That or hell had frozen over and Setsura was drinking with Muchi and trying to update their shipping chart.]

SETSURA! you shouldn't talk about my apprentice like that! she already has it tough enough without you randomly asking these things!

That's not an answer. You have to answer the question truthfully and completely. You told me you wouldn't lie to me, Sukuna-kun. So, what's it going to be? Oka-chan: smash or pass?

[ She doesn't think she needs to threaten to kick the door in just yet. ]

what brought all this on?

[Look he hasn't thought about it, but this seems like it's veering into dangerous territory. He already knows too much about his beloved apprentice, too much to feel decent about it. To add those kind of thoughts into the mix-!]

[ That's the problem. Him not thinking about things. Why does he have to stop and think now?? Blind idiot god, indeed. ]

You're stalling.

you're asking me very inappropriate questions setsura! is there a reason?

[ Ugh, she can imagine the face he's making, too. Is he perhaps also in denial? She wonders. Declaring Okakou beautiful and then sweating buckets when she put the more serious question to him... it seems like it. Feels like it. Should she level with him? No, not yet. He'll stick his head in the ground for sure, but if things keep up like this, he'll do it, anyway, and she'll have to take a conciliatory something-or-other back to the tea house, which means she'll be out even later with a hangover waiting for a store to open or she'll have to get a room somewhere or climb in through the window.

She'll probably just climb in through the window. She's not about to be defeated by Sukuna "defeated by a gust of wind" Hikona, not today! Tonight.

So, Setsura does what any partially intoxicated wing woman would do in this sot of situation. She sends Sukuna a picture of Okakou, who is presently disheveled and quite flushed against the hotel bed in little more than her slip. ]

You're making it worse.

[He got innocuous picture messages from Setsura all the time, so he was expecting a cute selfie with her rosy cheeked and beaming, but what he got was-

Was...

Was...

Quickly he slammed his phone down on the counter screen down as if that would delete the image that was now burned onto the back of his eyelids. What had been seen could not be unseen, even if he dug the heels of his palms into his eyes as if he could dig them out and the sight of Okakou disheveled on a hotel bed in almost nothing. No warm blooded person attracted to the female form could resist a sight, so it wasn't like it was indicative of him, personally. Right? Right?!

What had he done to deserve this sort of cruelty? Hadn't he been a good person?!]

[Please hold as they salvage Sukuna's sim card out of his broken phone and put it into another one.]

what are you two doing?!!

Answer my question and I'll answer one of yours.

[ Maybe she should text Kouta to make sure he'll be available to let her in through the window, too. She can't imagine he wouldn't be so soon after returning to her and -- ah, there's a nice thought. Maybe she can get in some cuddles, too. ]

how about instead you buy me a new phone?! what are you doing to my poor successor?!

You should be asking yourself that question. This is your fault. If you'd answer me honestly, maybe I could properly help her. Don't you care about Oka-chan? Then answer me already!

how is this my fault? i'm not even there! or did you take some of my sake over there? i told you this month's batch was very potent!

[ He... might be missing more than a couple of bottles, actually, but look, between Okakou being a goddess and Sets herself being a hanyou, potent is the only way to go to get any kind of where. ]

I won't answer a single question until you answer mine. It's absolutely your fault.

[He trusted Setsura implicitly with his life, with the tea house which was like his own child, and in nearly every matter big or small. But this was making him uneasy. What was the goal of this?]

are you going to show this to oka-chan?

[That is important. He doesn't want to make their relationship anything different than it was now.]

[ Damn.

It isn't so much that he caught her as he's compromising her plan to triple check that she's in the right conversation, then pass her phone to Okakou so she can see for herself just what sort of regard Sukuna has for her. Now things are going to be tricky. Well, trickier given her delayed response in figuring things due to the alcohol's effect, but it's manageable. She can work this way, with whatever he's about to give her, and she's got what she thinks is a pretty good guess about it. Sukuna did break his phone, after all, and he's asking such a cautious question. That's an awful lot of lead up to a simple "pass" when he doesn't know what she knows. She's normally a good judge about these sorts of things given her perception, too.

She strums her nails absentmindedly against the bottle balanced atop her lap. Her word is her bond and she doesn't betray it. Depending on what he gives her, she can adapt. They are gods, after all. It isn't as though they're on a mortal's time limit and she knows Sukuna well enough to know he hasn't been having any sort of thoughts about getting hitched to anyone. ]

No. Now are you going to answer me or aren't you?

[Okay so there wasn't anything to lose in answering this question, and while he wasn't sure why it was posed, he trusted Setsura. But then it seemed like she was giving him an out so-]

no, i don't think i will answer. it's inappropriate, setsura! stop texting me and hang out with oka-chan!

5. from https://teahoused.dreamwidth.org/3707.html?thread=384123#cmt384123, yw

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