general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

Comments

[bythehare]

[ Do you ever read what you type??? ]

whos assaulting u （○□○）
its called a hug sukunakun ⊂（♡⌂♡）⊃
its a way to communicat affection ( ˘ ³˘)❤
r u so out of touch that uve forgotten basic contact?? (´⊙o⊙`；)
bc if u are i will clear my schedule rn and remind u

[repatch]

[Sometimes but mostly it's blind outrage.]

when you have your retainers hold me down so you can drench me in holy water!? don't act like you've forgotten!

and your noble and honorable mother gave me more than enough contact and 'affection'. please do not trouble yourself.

[bythehare]

it was for ur own good sukunakun
what kind of bro would i be if i sat back and let u become an evil god
its not happening on my watch so accept ur purification u filthy sinner! (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )

ur lucky i dont tell my honorable mother about ur sinful ways
im sure shed insist upon scrubbing u down herself ( •̀ω•́ )σ

[repatch]

i'm not even close to becoming an evil god, take it back! and we both know i'm better at purification so stop acting like you're doing it for my sake and not for your own twisted amusement!

[Give Sukuna a moment to make an ugly face at his phone and gag. But that was probably the intent, right?]

your honorable mother has way worse intentions than any i've ever had. if you're going to practice your purification on anyone, it should be her.

[bythehare]

do u hear all the debauchery coming out of ur mouth rn
u take it back rn b4 i come there and purify u myself! ( ╬◣ 益◢)
ill make u eat soap!!
ill make u make the soap and then ill make u eat it!!! ( ╬◣ 益◢）y━･~

[repatch]

if you wanna hear real debauchery, let me recount the past few days of your antics: unleashing your mother on me, whatever weird sexts you've been sending eri-chan, and continuously hitting on all of my employees? i have a business to run you know, and it's not a brothel!

lmao how about soup instead of soap? i've been craving hibachi soup with mushrooms.

[bythehare]

ur employees r consenting adults
u know i dont touch the younger ones ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
eating soap isnt supposed to be enjoyable either!
unless i get to hve some of the soup
wait r u bribing me （＊〇□〇）……！

[repatch]

haven't most of them tell you no? if i lose another employee because you didn't leave them be, i'm stealing one of your retainers as retribution!

[Also ah, so close!]

what would you rather do: something that makes me sad or something that we both like?

1/2

[bythehare]

idk miyako seems like shes on the fence?
shes SO cute too omg (♥ω♥ ) ~♪
also dont go decidng things by urself ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

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[bythehare]

[ Oh. ]

i never want u to be sad sukunakun
i always want u to be bright and healthy an happy

[repatch]

miyako-chan is a good employee! don't break her heart because if she quits we'll have to hire more people again! i'm on a skeletal crew as it is!

[Also what was this.]

muchi-kun aren't you getting a bit too sentimental over soup v. soap? if we can eat the soup i make together that would make me happy.

[bythehare]

what kind of man do u take me for
and didnt u just say setsuchans worth fifty retainers??

idk am i
y cant u accept my sincerity (o゜ー゜o)??

[repatch]

i don't like making setsura work the floor if i don't have to. some of our guests get far too rowdy! i'm thinking of one right now.

[Muchi, he means Muchi. That being said, that question about Muchi's sincerity was enough to make him wary. While Muchi was his best friend and perhaps the person he'd known the longest, this sort of thing made him suspicious.]

what do you want or what did you do?

1/2

[bythehare]

shouldnt u be more worried about the guests ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

[ Muchi hasn't forgotten those years when gods and spirits alike had tested Setsura and Sukuna Hikona for his choice in retainers. Even he had a raised brow back then, then laughed and laughed when it turned out the bird hanyou had jokes and no fear. Until, of course, she'd turned him down and turned that fearlessness on him. And Sukuna had supported it. So rude. ]

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[bythehare]

i want to eat soup with sukunakun!! ≧(´▽｀)≦

[repatch]

if the guests make my employees mad, that's more on them! i only hire professionals.

[And anyone who looks sad or bereft but who was counting.

Also for how much they fought and could get on each other's nerves, it made him smile like an idiot with happiness to think about how easy it was to make Muchi happy. That he could still do so with even the simplest things.]

sure, it's a date.

[bythehare]

i dont want to hear that from sukuna feeds strays hikona

[ But a date? He's more than amenable to that. His mouth tugs upward into a smile. ]

casual wear yea? (￣▽￣)

[repatch]

you do know yamaru-kun and his brood are part of the strays hiring initiative right?

nope you have to wear formal clothes. my soup is very high class i'll have you know!

[bythehare]

that sounds very legitimate sukunakun

[ It does not. ]

only a man of equal class could craft a soup like that (♥ω♥ ) ~♪

[repatch]

flattery will get you everywhere, but are you saying there's someone out there who can make soup equal to mine? introduce me so i can fight for soup dominance.

[bythehare]

do i get to narrate this epic shounen battle

[ Look, that is all he needs to know. ]

[repatch]

only if you promise to provide colorful commentary deeply biased in my favor.

[bythehare]

u would have me compromse the integrity of my narration?! Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

[repatch]

i'm shocked your narration would have integrity in the first place. are you saying you can be unbiased?

[bythehare]

ofc i can! im a kind and benevolent God of Heaven (●´艸`)

[ It's a jab at the institution in its entirety he knows Sukuna will understand given their history. Why, of course Muchi isn't somewhat bitter after all this time over Heaven's technical usurping of the country. What would give anyone that idea? ]