general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

Comments

[repatch]

[ho can you and your countless wives talk.]

who said it was setsura? and you can't forbid me from doing anything just because you're the god of marriage!

1/2

[bythehare]

[ Yes and also that's -- ]

2/2

[bythehare]

thats exactly wat it means??
who else have you been boning?! you havent mentioned anyone else!

[repatch]

we have been friends for so long you should just automatically give me your blessings no questions asked.

and a true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell! you could learn a lot from me you know!

[bythehare]

ur talking like ur fancy do excuses u from the sacred bylaws of the bro code which it doesnt.
and no??? u have a history of making TERRIBLE decisions!

[ Said the pot to the kettle. ]

[repatch]

laws of the bro code my ass. you're just nosy.

EXCUSE ME YOU DEFINITELY MAKE THE WORST DECISIONS OUT OF THE TWO OF US? so i don't want to hear that from you!

[bythehare]

rules is rules homie ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯
how can u even say that! u definitely make the worst decisions out of the two of us and then ur like
"haha its fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
its not fine! i need 2 know these things! ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

[repatch]

and it's always been fine! we're both still here right? happy, healthy, and all limbs in tact!

name one time i've made a bad decision!

[bythehare]

when u retired

[ Yeah, he went there. ]

[repatch]

[Here we go.]

it worked out fine! i appreciate you and eri pulling strings for me and that you extended your protection to the tea shop, but personally i think it's going well! when are you going to let it go? it's been a literal century!

[bythehare]

its been a literal century and i still dont get it sukuna

[ It isn't like this is the first time they've had this conversation either and he knows it'll end how it always ends if he pushes it. ]

just tell me who youre boning (;¬_¬)

1/2

[repatch]

there's a lot of things between the two of us that we can't understand about each other, Ōkuninushi-no-kami.

[And this is getting too serious and close to home. It's better to have these conversations in person so Sukuna has a better time of distracting Muchi with sake.]

i didn't want to have to tell you over text, but it's...

[repatch]

...your mom.

[A centuries old ex-god ladies and gentlemen.]

[bythehare]

[ And so, the mommy's boy, quietly enraged, did smugly reply: ]

im telling her you said that

[repatch]

[My god these two deserve each other.]

i would tell you to say hi to her for me but i can do that in the morning. ;)

[But more importantly:]

okakou-chan just told me that there have been a few unsavory rumors swirling around her. were you aware of this?

[bythehare]

its ur funeral (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

[ RIP, Sukuna-kun. He already sent the screen shots to his mother. ]

i am
wat of it?

[repatch]

[Fuck do Sukuna and Mrs. Muchi get along because hopefully so.]

i can't believe you still tattle to your mom.

[Also give him a moment he's seeing red. He won't waste time asking why Muchi didn't say anything or what Muchi plans on doing about it.]

give me their names.

[bythehare]

[ The Prime Ahahamoto will descend to claim her bounty. Also, very simply: ]

no

[repatch]

[SCREAMING?!? At least the Source of Ahahamotos will keep him occupied for a few hours as he ran for his life, a few times trying to call Muchi to try to get him to call his mother off and mostly leaving him a few voicemails where he was just screaming and cursing and breathing heavily. Enjoy.

Then after he was sure he'd lost her:]

if i have to marry your mother and become your father to get those names, i will. get used to calling me papa.

[He definitely won't but you know.]

[bythehare]

should i send that 2 my honorable mother as well?
as the god of marriage ig i could make an exception to the normal marriage laws 4 the 2 of you if my honorable father approves (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

[ He's callin' yo bluff, sippin' his tea. ]

[repatch]

[With a best friend like this who needs an enemy? If he hasn't just escaped Muchi's mother, he would have carried the bluff further but his heart rate still hasn't gone back to normal.]

i hate you so much. at least tell me how long this has been going on for.

[reshrine]

Lord Predecessor was somehow unaware of the carnal intimations as to the nature of our relationship and I referenced them and now he is infuriated and I am trying to calm him down so please, please do not give him names if he asks.

[You know shit is real when Okakou breaks out the run-on sentences and forgets the formalities.]

[bythehare]

[ He wasn't even aware she knew what a run-on sentence was??? What is going on today? ]

thats bc he doesnt think things through properly
like gallivantin out of heaven and godhood into retiremnt ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯
but its OK okakousan
a predecessor must learn to trust their successor with these srts of things

[reshrine]

If not even Princess Eri is exempt from these kinds of derisive implications I am uncertain as to why he would think I

Oh

Oh no

Oh my god he doesn't know about those either, does he.

[bythehare]

blissfully unaware

and whats been said about my precious eri now?
ud think ppl would learn (¬д¬。)