general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

Comments

[bythehare]

its been a literal century and i still dont get it sukuna

[ It isn't like this is the first time they've had this conversation either and he knows it'll end how it always ends if he pushes it. ]

just tell me who youre boning (;¬_¬)

1/2

[repatch]

there's a lot of things between the two of us that we can't understand about each other, Ōkuninushi-no-kami.

[And this is getting too serious and close to home. It's better to have these conversations in person so Sukuna has a better time of distracting Muchi with sake.]

i didn't want to have to tell you over text, but it's...

[repatch]

...your mom.

[A centuries old ex-god ladies and gentlemen.]

[bythehare]

[ And so, the mommy's boy, quietly enraged, did smugly reply: ]

im telling her you said that

[repatch]

[My god these two deserve each other.]

i would tell you to say hi to her for me but i can do that in the morning. ;)

[But more importantly:]

okakou-chan just told me that there have been a few unsavory rumors swirling around her. were you aware of this?

[bythehare]

its ur funeral (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

[ RIP, Sukuna-kun. He already sent the screen shots to his mother. ]

i am
wat of it?

[repatch]

[Fuck do Sukuna and Mrs. Muchi get along because hopefully so.]

i can't believe you still tattle to your mom.

[Also give him a moment he's seeing red. He won't waste time asking why Muchi didn't say anything or what Muchi plans on doing about it.]

give me their names.

[bythehare]

[ The Prime Ahahamoto will descend to claim her bounty. Also, very simply: ]

no

[repatch]

[SCREAMING?!? At least the Source of Ahahamotos will keep him occupied for a few hours as he ran for his life, a few times trying to call Muchi to try to get him to call his mother off and mostly leaving him a few voicemails where he was just screaming and cursing and breathing heavily. Enjoy.

Then after he was sure he'd lost her:]

if i have to marry your mother and become your father to get those names, i will. get used to calling me papa.

[He definitely won't but you know.]

[bythehare]

should i send that 2 my honorable mother as well?
as the god of marriage ig i could make an exception to the normal marriage laws 4 the 2 of you if my honorable father approves (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

[ He's callin' yo bluff, sippin' his tea. ]

[repatch]

[With a best friend like this who needs an enemy? If he hasn't just escaped Muchi's mother, he would have carried the bluff further but his heart rate still hasn't gone back to normal.]

i hate you so much. at least tell me how long this has been going on for.

[bythehare]

[ Weep. ]

*luv

[ But seriously, Sukuna: ]

frm the very beginning ofc
i dont know why ur surprised
did u think okakou would receive some knd of special treatmnt just bc shes ur precious successor (ﾟヘﾟ)？

[repatch]

not at the moment no.

[And give him some time because he's a mess of emotions at the moment but:]

you didn't think it would be worth telling me? and not special treatment, no but i hoped they weren't stupid enough to think those things of oka-chan.

[bythehare]

how cruel sukunakun

[ It's fine. Muchi has got this. ]

u wouldve worried needlessly like ur doing now
okakousan is the current sukunabikona and shes stll n her establng years as a new goddess under an old name
she has 2 act 4 herself and cultivate the img she desires
if u interfere ull be doin her a disservice

[repatch]

cruel is showing your mother those texts! you know she gets!

[Also this rudeness. He hates it when Muchi is right.]

there's no such thing as 'needless worry' when it comes to my successor! and it's not interfering if no one knows it was me.

[Because he's very good at being sneaky. Obviously.]

[bythehare]

mayb dont invite it next time by starting with the ur mama jokes

[ Rude. Muchi is always right obviously. ]

ok but who do u think ppl will think it is then ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

[reshrine]

Lord Predecessor was somehow unaware of the carnal intimations as to the nature of our relationship and I referenced them and now he is infuriated and I am trying to calm him down so please, please do not give him names if he asks.

[You know shit is real when Okakou breaks out the run-on sentences and forgets the formalities.]

[bythehare]

[ He wasn't even aware she knew what a run-on sentence was??? What is going on today? ]

thats bc he doesnt think things through properly
like gallivantin out of heaven and godhood into retiremnt ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯
but its OK okakousan
a predecessor must learn to trust their successor with these srts of things

[reshrine]

If not even Princess Eri is exempt from these kinds of derisive implications I am uncertain as to why he would think I

Oh

Oh no

Oh my god he doesn't know about those either, does he.

[bythehare]

blissfully unaware

and whats been said about my precious eri now?
ud think ppl would learn (¬д¬。)

[reshrine]

It's relatively mild, as the whispers go; no one would dare accuse a goddess of her pedigree of slatternly conduct, of course.

It's merely the usual grumblings; your marriage is a political tool to keep you tied to Lord Susano-ō, your growing harem means she's less than satisfactory in regards to her wifely duties, etcetera, etcetera.

[bythehare]

so the usual foolish chatter
idle mouths rly should be put 2 work but i suppose not everyne can run a tight ship ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯

[reshrine]

I suppose it is relatively easy for a third-party to simply assume wanting more is indicative of what you already have not being good enough.

I am... uncertain how to console my lord predecessor.

Given the reactions and lack thereof I have witnessed so far at court, it was my understanding the male deities routinely laughed off or ignored or tacitly or emphatically agreed with these exchanges.

Was I mistaken?

[bythehare]

certainly. the oldest method of entertainment is self-entertainmnt
that doesnt mean its accurate or factual ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯

[ And she certainly didn't asks for his opinion, but, well -- ]

okakousan men are as varied as any ppl in how they respond to things
sukuna is cross because its disrespectfl 2 you and him that such rumors are being passed around
however U r the prsent sukunabikona
how its handled will reflect upon u first
if u allow sukuna hikona to act in ur stead, how will tht look, i wonder?

[ Look at that, not a single emoji. ]

[reshrine]

As I have tried to delicately point out, it certainly wouldn't make them think I'm spreading my legs for him any less.

I must admit, I am...

Well.

I am not sure how to say this politely, but I am more than a little surprised you saw anything amiss with the situation at all aside from its veracity, given my understanding of your political and social bonds with several of the more fervent believers of this misconception.