general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

Comments

[repatch]

[Fuck do Sukuna and Mrs. Muchi get along because hopefully so.]

i can't believe you still tattle to your mom.

[Also give him a moment he's seeing red. He won't waste time asking why Muchi didn't say anything or what Muchi plans on doing about it.]

give me their names.

[bythehare]

[ The Prime Ahahamoto will descend to claim her bounty. Also, very simply: ]

no

[repatch]

[SCREAMING?!? At least the Source of Ahahamotos will keep him occupied for a few hours as he ran for his life, a few times trying to call Muchi to try to get him to call his mother off and mostly leaving him a few voicemails where he was just screaming and cursing and breathing heavily. Enjoy.

Then after he was sure he'd lost her:]

if i have to marry your mother and become your father to get those names, i will. get used to calling me papa.

[He definitely won't but you know.]

[bythehare]

should i send that 2 my honorable mother as well?
as the god of marriage ig i could make an exception to the normal marriage laws 4 the 2 of you if my honorable father approves (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

[ He's callin' yo bluff, sippin' his tea. ]

[repatch]

[With a best friend like this who needs an enemy? If he hasn't just escaped Muchi's mother, he would have carried the bluff further but his heart rate still hasn't gone back to normal.]

i hate you so much. at least tell me how long this has been going on for.

[bythehare]

[ Weep. ]

*luv

[ But seriously, Sukuna: ]

frm the very beginning ofc
i dont know why ur surprised
did u think okakou would receive some knd of special treatmnt just bc shes ur precious successor (ﾟヘﾟ)？

[repatch]

not at the moment no.

[And give him some time because he's a mess of emotions at the moment but:]

you didn't think it would be worth telling me? and not special treatment, no but i hoped they weren't stupid enough to think those things of oka-chan.

[bythehare]

how cruel sukunakun

[ It's fine. Muchi has got this. ]

u wouldve worried needlessly like ur doing now
okakousan is the current sukunabikona and shes stll n her establng years as a new goddess under an old name
she has 2 act 4 herself and cultivate the img she desires
if u interfere ull be doin her a disservice

[repatch]

cruel is showing your mother those texts! you know she gets!

[Also this rudeness. He hates it when Muchi is right.]

there's no such thing as 'needless worry' when it comes to my successor! and it's not interfering if no one knows it was me.

[Because he's very good at being sneaky. Obviously.]

[bythehare]

mayb dont invite it next time by starting with the ur mama jokes

[ Rude. Muchi is always right obviously. ]

ok but who do u think ppl will think it is then ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

[repatch]

muchi you should care more about my well being than any innocent jokes.

lol you probably. aren't you a fan of hers too?

[bythehare]

the president of her fanclub actully! _へ__(‾◡◝ )>
but thats besides the point
or part of it prbly
u should be focusing on new brews not making problems for me an okakou n heaven (≧ヘ≦　)

[repatch]

eh? there's a fanclub!? you should tell her, i think it would hearten her to know! she takes on too much and doesn't like to lean on anyone.

of the three of us i'm least likely to cause any problems! you're the troublemaker here.

[Which was why he could use Muchi as a cover. Sometimes he had his uses.]

[bythehare]

u mean she doesnt know （○□○）

[ How could she miss it? There's even bulletins and e-mails. He takes this kind of thing very seriously!]

wat alternate realm are u living n that ur not the most problematic of the three of us
pls share
maybe ill take my vacation there this year ⑉ႣỏႣ⑉

[repatch]

well if she does, she hasn't told me! which is possible since now both you and her and keeping secrets from me!

[Is he butthurt? In a word, yes. You don't get to marry his apprentice and keep secrets from him wtf Muchi some bro.]

this one?! you're the last person who should be saying this to me! if i don't get a call from one of your wives crying over you or someone begging me to talk sense into you at least once a day, i would think you're dead!

[bythehare]

[ He doesn't want to hear this from the guy who skipped Heaven and left him to clean up everything ok. ]

(・0・。(・-・。(・0・。(・-・。)
whos keeping secrets
we r proprly performing our duties as gods should

i dont know wat u r talking about sukunakun
do u have a fever
should i call setsurachan ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

[repatch]

i believe that about oka-chan but it makes me uneasy to hear it from you. what else are you keeping from me, muchi-kun?

i'm going to start forwarding all those calls to you and we'll see who is feverish!

[bythehare]

im not??
idk wat u are talking about sukunakun 〈(゜。゜)

itd still be u whos feverish?
why are u yelling at me, wat did i do! Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

[repatch]

you're so full of shit sometimes i'm surprised mushrooms don't sprout out of your head. when are you not keeping secrets?

cause trouble for everyone and then try to claim i cause more trouble! should we ask eri-chan to weigh in?

[bythehare]

doesnt that question answer itself if u think about it

ur the one causing trouble here (๑･`▱´･๑)
erichand agree with me im sure
stop makin ur cute kouhai have to calm u down like this ( •̀ω•́ )σ

[repatch]

do you want to bet who eri-chan would agree with? loser has to buy the other one dinner. and a nice dinner, not a cheap noodle stand!

eh, don't tell me she talked to you? are you siding with her? is that why you're not giving me names because i thought it was friendships before godships!

1/2

[bythehare]

ur on
ill go ahead and make the reservation now (。・艸-。)-☆　ｗiйκ

who r u quoting with that mess
i wont be bullied n2 surrendering names to u sukunkun (๑･`▱´･๑)

2/2

[bythehare]

[ Hope your data plan is A+ bruh because --

Pretend it let me embed the video. ]

[repatch]

how proactive! it's like you know you're going to lose.

if you won't be bullied, would you be bribed?

[Also give him two seconds to load that video before he started screaming.]

don't you have some godly business to take care of? can you afford to waste time spamming me with videos?!

[bythehare]

excuse u sukunkun! i am a man of principls
im also going to win so get ur cash ready ( •̀ω•́ )σ

[ He really needs a plant at the tea house who records these sorts of things for him. Even hearing Sukuna yelling about someting like this would warm his heart. ]

its rly kind of you 2 be concerned abot my work but im on task and schedule
things r fine here