general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

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KOUTA TAKAHASHI AKA THUG GRANDPA

[typhooned]

[He's not great with technology and also autocorrect is a bitch. If you need something translated into actual nonstupid finger text let me know.]

[ 1 ] Shoe was just trying tio do dick voodoo. Spretty stamndard stuff.

[ 2 ] Ki'm gonna fight the coyote

[ 3 ] Now all ewe have to do is pretend we haven'bt seken each other naked.

[ 4 ] Text him?

3 c:

[reshrine]

Sir Takahashi,

I hold no grudges over it.

The onsen establishment should have labeled their mixed bathing policies more clearly.

Regards,

Sukuna Bikona

my god

[typhooned]

[Setsura, Akemi, and Sukuna are going to murder him aren't they. Probably in that order.]

Thank you for your undersdigtn. An i reallpy dgidn't swee anythsnig alecbuse of the fog. A tuhobsand apologies again anfd yplease don't telvl xsetsura uor aktemi.

[reshrine]

Sir Takahashi,

While you are a particularly handsome specimen, seeing you naked was no different from when I watched my first supplicants bathe their sons.

I imagine my own body lacked anything truly surprising, given your own experiences.

You had no intentions, and I do not fear you.

It was... enjoyable, having a companion to chat with, even if you were facing the wall or trying to drown yourself at different points.

I shall maintain due discretion, you have my word.

Regards,

Sukunabikona

[typhooned]

[Oh my god. Someone somewhere was laughing at the great Typhoon of the Sandai being brought so low by a simple bathing mishap.]

tnhak xyou fmor cyour idscretion fqirst anpd foremost, daly sukunabikona. despite the tmiycurscances, our talgk was verzy entertaining aend enlightening.

i wouldn't mind spelaking waith yuo again uunder less aawkward situations, afnd i pdo neevd to nahtk fyou fmor iokonlg afrte our akemi. inf therye is anything i fcan do oofr you, please do not hesistatke to ask.

[reshrine]

Sir Takahashi,

I should be the one offering thanks; Akemi is a blessing.

When it suits you, shall we find a restaurant or bar to meet up in?

I shall treat.

Regards,

Sukunabikona

[typhooned]

[She's one of the few to say so, and that put her up a few more notches in his book.]

Sure. Thebre's a bar at the eldge of takamagahara that would be perfect. if you want to meet at the tea house, i can escort you there.

Would three days from now bge acceptable?

2. bc purity before i destroy u

[analyticute]

[ As an innocent child who probably hasn't seen Thug Grandpa decimate anything yet and doesn't know it is the coyote who should be pitied in this situation -- ]

Takahashi-san, please think of your health!1

[typhooned]

I'm in pfcreet healuth. You don'kt neevd to .rwyro

[And it's not like he can die again, right?]

[analyticute]

[ UM??? ]

Coyotes are very dangerous, Takahashi-san!please dont figt it.

[ Sh... should she call someone? What does she do in this situation? Calling someone would be the correct answer, right? ]

[typhooned]

[Sure is hard to text and fight but Maren's concern was the priority here.]

it's a low levezl dem.on it's more harmless thgan ta cockroach, no need tno worry. you could probably defekat it if you wanted to.

[analyticute]

[ How is he so confident about fighting something like that?

She can't help the thought. So many of the things she's seen and felt since that fateful day she "Awakened" have been utterly terrifying to her. She doesn't know how people can stand it, let alone talk so plainly about facing them. Even the smallest things make her want to pull her knees up to her chest and bury her face in her arms on top of them as though doing so would make it all go away, make things normal again, and yet -- ]

I dont think so.I please be careful

4. i hope ur prepared

[chichichi]

Where are you?

[typhooned]

Fortifying jwards around thee taehouse. Why? Something the matter?

[chichichi]

No

[ Yeah.

Yeah, no. Fuck that. She sinks her thumb into the backspace button, and hard. Those are her lines of the past forty years and some change and it was worn out with the first utterance. She's not about to pick up with that same old song. Not now, not when he's here and he's him and he's real, he's really real and this isn't just another dream like she's dreamed for so very long. That's the problem with waking up these days, though. That fear that maybe, just maybe she's been dreaming this whole time and when there's no hand in hers, it scares her. ]

I just like waking up next to you.

[ As though it's that simple. Relaxing her concentration, she exhales softly, having acquired a sense of him, his location. She might be considering abandoning the bed. ]

[typhooned]

[It's not new, the quiet understanding they have of each other. You don't live inside of each other's pockets, in each other's lives, and been through what they have not to have an innate understanding. Some days Kouta was sure he felt Setsura's thoughts before he formed his own, and sometimes he felt a wild impulsive energy take over him that was sure as shit Akemi's and not his.

But what was different now was that instead of shying away from speaking the truth, of keeping one last polite barrier between them, they were slowly peeling back years of work. Brick by brick they were dismantling what kept them apart in life, and sometimes Kouta was shocked to see how much he'd blocked away of Setsura so that they both could go on with life. She was strong, yes, but there was a vulnerability to her too that spoke volumes.

The text was like a shock of cold water, the knowledge that this was something they were allowed to have now. They had all the time in the world, and little was keeping them apart but a rapidly fading sense of decorum.]

You amke it hadr to get sout fo bed. I'll be iabck in three minutes. Keep my side wwarm?

[chichichi]

[ Blinking through half lidded eyes as her phone's screen harshly brightens in the dark, Setsura pauses for the swell in her chest at that first line of text. She doesn't immediately realize the smile tugging at the corners of her mouth, how the whole of her expression fondly softens. There's a sleepy satisfaction there, a quiet pride, even, that's tempered by something else, something deep and dear that plays her heart beats in her ears with bass boost. It takes will not to turn the dial back for so many decades of practiced restraint, but she's never suffered a shortage of that stuff and she's not about to start now that they've started in the face of this largely uncharted territory between them.

It still surprises her, though, how a single phrase from him can so easily create a break in the walls they're working to deconstruct. Sometimes, he leaves holes where they were moving bricks and most times, well, she can't really complain. Wouldn't dream of it for all it makes her want to take his face in her hands and put her lips to his. For now, she settles for a careful shift in her positioning in claiming his side of the bed as her own for the moment. It's only after she's certain she's covered as much of his side of the bed as she can that she blindly, knowingly sinks her fingers into the keys again, that smile of hers not quite having faded just yet. ]

Leave it to me.

1.

[bythehare]

someone was trying to go futa??
where the hell have u been hangng out and why didnt u invite me (ὸ⍸ό)✧

[typhooned]

bis futla ua new type onf demon? uas retainers have othre duties tto tend to other than just babbysitting you, lord ōnyamuchi. we were asked by one of your wdives lto deal with a menace in her pajlace.

1/?

[bythehare]

2/?

[bythehare]

[ Please hold. ]

3/4

[bythehare]

[ There is so much he can do with this. It's like the goddess of entertainment knew he was bored and looked favorably upon him, bathing him in blessed light!!! ]

4/4

[bythehare]

[ He's got it. ]

its a VERY srs specimen and p common to tokyo ngl. u should ask setsuchan about it. u gotta be familir with this knd of thing u know! (￣▽￣)ノ
was it a cockroach （○´艸｀）

[ He's assuming it's a certain wife who calls in the big guns over the littlest things, honestly. What's a "menace" to him is very different from what his wives would call the same generally. ]

[typhooned]

[Dear god. He doesn't trust Onamuchi for much, but hopefully it's not too vulgar. If worse comes to worse he can always throw the god under the bus.]

I don't trust yoku zin the least, and if it's something vuglar i'hm repeating it fto Suserihime and all of your childrzen.

A coyotye demno, so at least tit was worth the trek. Pretty ballsy for ixt ot cemoe into younr territory.

[bythehare]

every word i said was true
im thinking of th wellbeing of my precious retainer
i cant imagine what setschand think if u were unwitingly accosted by a futa ꋧ(⋆ʾꇶʿ⋆)

which palace did u say again?

[ One of many Earthly palaces, he's certain. Takamagahara has certainly seen some excitement this past year, but nothing so lowly could encroach upon that realm normally let alone with the increased security measures put into place. It's worse than humans' airports now. ]