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Okakou | お河口 ([personal profile] reshrine) wrote in [community profile] teahoused2019-08-14 10:07 pm

general texting meme



general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions:
What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.


meme taken from [community profile] preterland
 
 
 
bythehare: (pic#13355815)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey. That was... perfect spelling. What does that mean? Should he be sweating more? He really is going to schedule a cleaner, wtf. Like, he's not against his retainers getting it. He'll be the first to encourage them, especially in this instance, but bruh, leave his palaces clean. There is a dude code and he knows damned well TG knows it. Right? ]

ofc ofc nething 4 my precious retainers _へ__(‾◡◝ )>

[ Internally screaming at that last line, thanks. ]

hes having wild sex parties when im not there i jst know it
does his debauchery know no bounds (ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥)
i jst want 2 make an honest man out of him but no!!
how are u ok with this 。:゜(;´∩`;)゜:。
typhooned: (listening | neutral | down)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-01 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Like Onamuchi knew anything about the dude code but look it's not like Kouta was an animal. He could clean up after himself and was used to cleaning up after Setsura and Akemi. It'd be in better condition than when they left it.

Also even after dealing with this for a year, Kouta was still impressed at Onamuchi's impressive imagination.
]

Weldl, i don't wqant to marry athe guy, that's probably dwhy. And heu's a consenting uadult. Qif he watsn to live in debauchery i can't stop htim.

[But he'll take a bit of pity on Onamuchi since clearly he's having difficulties.]

Iu'll exjtend thve party for your guests out for two weeks so you can spend time at the tea house without interruption.
bythehare: (pic#13355800)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-01 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If he didn't know for a fact he has retainers among his ranks who would see and take as much seriously, he might joke that Kouta is in the running for MVR, Most Valuable Retainer. Fortunately, Muchi does have some sense. ]

u are 2 kind koutakun ( ᐛ )و
but u dont know ur own strength
im sure u could temper him if u wanted to
thnk of the staff 。・゚’(*/益\*) ‘゚・。


[ Who's making fists out of his hands right now? This fool, who also has no sense. ]
typhooned: (Default)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Though it's a small price to pay to be back with Setsura and Akemi and to watch his grandchildren grow, this sure was taking him back to when his group mates were all hitting puberty. It had been a trial back then and he was disappointed it was still as tiring now. He's tempted to keep cracking jokes, but it'll only make the situation that much volatile.]

Do you want me tlo physically restrain him?
bythehare: (pic#13350695)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-02 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is... is Kouta being serious right now? Muchi's squinting long and hard at his phone, but he finally smiles and settles on: ]

yes? (≧д≦ヾ)
u restrain him ill get the holy water (^▽^)/
typhooned: (defeated | resolved)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-02 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll pass. I'lcl be the one who has to whelp clean up the mess.

I'll let you uknow when zit's safe lfor oyutr wife tlo return home.
bythehare: (pic#13355819)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-02 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
aw cmon koutakun
dont be such a killoy ≧(´▽`)≦
typhooned: (wtf | shocked | surprised)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-02 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want zto tie him up, leave me out of itk. That's your busis.sen
bythehare: (pic#13355813)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-03 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
fine fine (* ˚᷄ 艸 ˚᷅ *)
whod have thought youd be so shy about these srts of things koutakun ゜+.(。´>艸<)*.☆
typhooned: (defeated | resolved)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thme last tgihn ii want is to get any morke involved your intizmate affairs. Gi already get enough flak from yoru retainers. I don't need it from your awives.
bythehare: (pic#13355819)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-04 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
ur kidding right? (*´艸`)
every 1 of them thats met u so far adores u 。゚(TヮT)゚。


[ Does he mean his wives or his retainers? That's the real question. ]
typhooned: (exhausted | welp)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-05 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It definitely couldn't be retainers because Kouta was pretty sure at least five of them hated his guts solely for the one time Onamuchi had insisted Kouta call him 'Muchi' in front of them, and the same could probably be said for the guys' wives.]

You and i have different definitions of 'adores'.
bythehare: (pic#13355800)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-05 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll make you stronger yet, Kouta-kun! Also maybe don't be a hot stud? His wives know he swings both ways and then some. ]

we do?
nonsense! u dont have 2 be modest koutakun(⌒▽⌒ゞ
typhooned: (annoyed)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Onamuchi's looseness should not be his problem and Kouta can't help that he's 100% born and bred Japanese kobe beef.]

I can tlel you quite a few of nyour retaienrs aren't very welcoming.

Somwe of your wives even uless so. Thye all know i'm not interested in yrou right?
bythehare: (pic#13355813)

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
what
theyre probly just sizing u up is all! testing the waters, u know
i know im an excellent catch but y would they think something like that? 。゚(TヮT)゚。


[ He almost, almost makes a certain suggestion, but deletes it straight away with a second thought. May no suggestion ever reach Setsura's ears, let alone anything that might corroborate such a thing. He'd like to keep his balls where they are, thank you. ]
typhooned: (Default)

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-07 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No idae. It has notyhing to do with your history and tastes, i'm sure.

[If this were face to face it would be all thug speak, dripping with sarcasm.]
bythehare: (pic#13355819)

SCREAMS AT THIS FACE CHANGE???

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-08 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
ofc not
i have XCELNT taste
i picked u as a retainer didnt i koutakun? (○v艸v*).+゚


[ To, you know, be his retainer and run interference between Sukuna and Setsura and also to protect Sukuna. Primarily to run interference between Sukuna and Setsura and protect Sukuna, but it's not like he hadn't taken his actual credentials into consideration??? ]

mine is a storied histry of great decision making u know! (⌯꒪͒ ૢ∀ ૢ꒪͒) ੭ੇ
typhooned: (grinning | being a shit)

CACKLES INTO THE NIGHT

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-08 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Pisn't kit bfecause off who i knew not my cajpabilities?

[The Hand didn't raise no fool okay.]

You sure yo'uer not confusing yourself wivth someoen else? Ib've sheard some of the stories from your history and there wwere rveny few good decisions that faetqured in tahem.

bythehare: (pic#13355802)

throws you down the stairs?! SCREAMS???

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-09 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont knw what ur talking about
it was obvouly fate that we crossed paths koutakun


[ Like you're going to get physical evidence from him to incriminate him?? The Hand didn't raise no fool and he's aware of it, thanks. ]

name one (○□○)
typhooned: (judging | listening)

WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE TO ME EXCUSE

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well if rfate continues eto benefit sem, i won't complain. But if you want things pto work out how you want it tod, i would suggest meddling less.

Name orne good decision in them? It's dreally a tough question. Can i nget back to you?
bythehare: (pic#13355813)

bc i love you so much obviously

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-11 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
i still dont know what u r talking about koutakun (•᷉ुε ू•᷈,)
but u should know that as my retainer i will support u in ALL endeavors u undertake n the spheres of my influence

no u have to answer now (*`へ´*) 彡3
Edited (html cockblock ig) 2019-09-11 10:15 (UTC)
typhooned: (akemi no)

then i demand more blood

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well before you call me to bother me, tqhe endeavor you've assigned me ibs going well on my end. You cacn breathe easier.

The rabbit stoyr. All the rest rof them wree aboqut you pissing people off.o


bythehare: (pic#13355800)

you get that and your pound of flesh already??!?

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-12 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
rly?! thats fantastic news
as expected of any retainr of mine


[ Okay, maybe that isn't quite... true. There's only one up to this task. The others would surely have been chewed up and spit back out. The thought makes him sweat. He totally hasn't made an attempt or anything before??? ]

wat acconts have u been reading
human ones i bet
but even then koutakun i epected better reading comprehension fom u ?(ο´・д・)??
typhooned: (akemi double no)

iyann i get a pound of flesh too

[personal profile] typhooned 2019-09-13 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Bebing praised for thzis doesn't exactxly make me happy. I trujst oyu qhave plans for if this goes toush.

[AKA if Sukuna finds out about this arrangement.]

No reading involved, just what youhr retainers and wives have been teclling qme.
bythehare: (pic#13355819)

no rejected

[personal profile] bythehare 2019-09-13 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
sure (⌒▽⌒ゞ

[ Like Sukuna's gonna find out. ]

an u believed the rumor mill? 。+゜(*´>艸<`*)。+゜
Edited 2019-09-13 12:44 (UTC)

rude you just said

[personal profile] typhooned - 2019-09-14 02:31 (UTC) - Expand

rude i just said

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