general texting meme

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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ofc ofc nething 4 my precious retainers _へ__(‾◡◝ )>
[ Internally screaming at that last line, thanks. ]
hes having wild sex parties when im not there i jst know it
does his debauchery know no bounds (ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥)
i jst want 2 make an honest man out of him but no!!
how are u ok with this 。:゜(;´∩`;)゜:。
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Also even after dealing with this for a year, Kouta was still impressed at Onamuchi's impressive imagination.]
Weldl, i don't wqant to marry athe guy, that's probably dwhy. And heu's a consenting uadult. Qif he watsn to live in debauchery i can't stop htim.
[But he'll take a bit of pity on Onamuchi since clearly he's having difficulties.]
Iu'll exjtend thve party for your guests out for two weeks so you can spend time at the tea house without interruption.
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u are 2 kind koutakun ( ᐛ )و
but u dont know ur own strength
im sure u could temper him if u wanted to
thnk of the staff 。・゚’(*/益\*) ‘゚・。
[ Who's making fists out of his hands right now? This fool, who also has no sense. ]
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Do you want me tlo physically restrain him?
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yes? (≧д≦ヾ)
u restrain him ill get the holy water (^▽^)/
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I'll let you uknow when zit's safe lfor oyutr wife tlo return home.
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dont be such a killoy ≧(´▽`)≦
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whod have thought youd be so shy about these srts of things koutakun ゜+.(。´>艸<)*.☆
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every 1 of them thats met u so far adores u 。゚(TヮT)゚。
[ Does he mean his wives or his retainers? That's the real question. ]
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You and i have different definitions of 'adores'.
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we do?
nonsense! u dont have 2 be modest koutakun(⌒▽⌒ゞ
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I can tlel you quite a few of nyour retaienrs aren't very welcoming.
Somwe of your wives even uless so. Thye all know i'm not interested in yrou right?
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theyre probly just sizing u up is all! testing the waters, u know
i know im an excellent catch but y would they think something like that? 。゚(TヮT)゚。
[ He almost, almost makes a certain suggestion, but deletes it straight away with a second thought. May no suggestion ever reach Setsura's ears, let alone anything that might corroborate such a thing. He'd like to keep his balls where they are, thank you. ]
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[If this were face to face it would be all thug speak, dripping with sarcasm.]
SCREAMS AT THIS FACE CHANGE???
i have XCELNT taste
i picked u as a retainer didnt i koutakun? (○v艸v*).+゚
[ To, you know, be his retainer and run interference between Sukuna and Setsura and also to protect Sukuna. Primarily to run interference between Sukuna and Setsura and protect Sukuna, but it's not like he hadn't taken his actual credentials into consideration??? ]
mine is a storied histry of great decision making u know! (⌯꒪͒ ૢ∀ ૢ꒪͒) ੭ੇ
CACKLES INTO THE NIGHT
[The Hand didn't raise no fool okay.]
You sure yo'uer not confusing yourself wivth someoen else? Ib've sheard some of the stories from your history and there wwere rveny few good decisions that faetqured in tahem.
throws you down the stairs?! SCREAMS???
it was obvouly fate that we crossed paths koutakun
[ Like you're going to get physical evidence from him to incriminate him?? The Hand didn't raise no fool and he's aware of it, thanks. ]
name one (○□○)
WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE TO ME EXCUSE
Name orne good decision in them? It's dreally a tough question. Can i nget back to you?
bc i love you so much obviously
but u should know that as my retainer i will support u in ALL endeavors u undertake n the spheres of my influence
no u have to answer now (*`へ´*) 彡3
then i demand more blood
The rabbit stoyr. All the rest rof them wree aboqut you pissing people off.o
you get that and your pound of flesh already??!?
as expected of any retainr of mine
[ Okay, maybe that isn't quite... true. There's only one up to this task. The others would surely have been chewed up and spit back out. The thought makes him sweat. He totally hasn't made an attempt or anything before??? ]
wat acconts have u been reading
human ones i bet
but even then koutakun i epected better reading comprehension fom u ?(ο´・д・)??
iyann i get a pound of flesh too
[AKA if Sukuna finds out about this arrangement.]
No reading involved, just what youhr retainers and wives have been teclling qme.
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[ Like Sukuna's gonna find out. ]
an u believed the rumor mill? 。+゜(*´>艸<`*)。+゜
rude you just said
rude i just said