general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

Comments

[typhooned]

bis futla ua new type onf demon? uas retainers have othre duties tto tend to other than just babbysitting you, lord ōnyamuchi. we were asked by one of your wdives lto deal with a menace in her pajlace.

1/?

[bythehare]

2/?

[bythehare]

[ Please hold. ]

3/4

[bythehare]

[ There is so much he can do with this. It's like the goddess of entertainment knew he was bored and looked favorably upon him, bathing him in blessed light!!! ]

4/4

[bythehare]

[ He's got it. ]

its a VERY srs specimen and p common to tokyo ngl. u should ask setsuchan about it. u gotta be familir with this knd of thing u know! (￣▽￣)ノ
was it a cockroach （○´艸｀）

[ He's assuming it's a certain wife who calls in the big guns over the littlest things, honestly. What's a "menace" to him is very different from what his wives would call the same generally. ]

[typhooned]

[Dear god. He doesn't trust Onamuchi for much, but hopefully it's not too vulgar. If worse comes to worse he can always throw the god under the bus.]

I don't trust yoku zin the least, and if it's something vuglar i'hm repeating it fto Suserihime and all of your childrzen.

A coyotye demno, so at least tit was worth the trek. Pretty ballsy for ixt ot cemoe into younr territory.

[bythehare]

every word i said was true
im thinking of th wellbeing of my precious retainer
i cant imagine what setschand think if u were unwitingly accosted by a futa ꋧ(⋆ʾꇶʿ⋆)

which palace did u say again?

[ One of many Earthly palaces, he's certain. Takamagahara has certainly seen some excitement this past year, but nothing so lowly could encroach upon that realm normally let alone with the increased security measures put into place. It's worse than humans' airports now. ]

[typhooned]

I'm sure l'il find otut what she thinks shortl.y

The one for your 6 wife yi believe. Do you wnat me to stay fotr a few ertxa dsays to make sure it was juust a stray occurrence?

[bythehare]

im sure u will (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

if u would
japan has grown up a little since i was a child but it remains a dangerous place

[ In some old ways, in some new ways, in ways neither gods, nor mortals might initially imagine, really. There are many reasons "Heaven" never abandoned its realm, after all, and the thought sees him hum idly now. ]

would u mind taking a look at the barriers? v(*’-^*)-☆

[typhooned]

[Kouta would tease and joke Onamuchi in any other circumstance, but he saw every day first hand how much he cared about the safety of his people. Even if his emotes were childish, his way of handling things weren't.]

Alrieady checked and dovuble checked. I called anothcer one of your rbetainers wwho specializes in barriers tloo arnd we fortified them qbut it's suspicious that it was jtust one demon. Fi i didn't know betteyr, i wgould think it was a test.

[bythehare]

as expected of the hands Typhoon

[ Praise is given when and where it's due and the practicality Kouta levels with regards to such matters is something about which Muchi is appreciative. ]

prhaps we should lay a trap
id hate to leave our honored guests arrival to chance (ʃ⌣́,⌣́ƪ)

[ Let it never be said Ōkuninushi-no-kami does not know how to 'entertain'. ]

[typhooned]

It's been quite some time since i've been llcaed that.

[And that's not a bad idea, but not one he would have suggested anywhere near one of Onamuchi's wives. Still, if that's what he'd like...]

If you want to take hyour wife tand her retaijners away for a week, it should be sufficient enough time tto deal wtih your guestsg.

[bythehare]

perhaps but the title is yours all the same

[ Also wow, TG. What kind of fool do you take him for? ]

i know just the place! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
the trick is spiriting her away without givng it away
the palace should look the same as if she were home
i suppose i could call in a favor (ԾεԾ|||)

[typhooned]

The hand has been asclking if no one's taken up htat mantle yet.

I'm sure you'll think of something. iIn that case lif ryou have fifteen battle experfienced retainers to spare, l'il tanke thecm off your hands. Or vi can call in akemi and setsura.

[Is he saying the two of them are worth fifteen retainers? Nope, they are worth far, far more.]

[bythehare]

whaaaaaat щ(゜ロ゜щ)

[ He pauses, mulling over the how's, how-it-looks-if-found-outs, and the various other considerations a person of his station should bear. ]

i do have fifteen available
id think ud need to ask okakousan and sukunakun if thy can spare your ladies since i know thats your preference (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
id be suprised if u could get setsurachan to leave sukuna for that long tho
u know how she gets

[ You know, now fix it already. ]

[typhooned]

We've been working together four almost 70 yeasr. It's hard knot tzo have a preference.

It's sweet that she looks aexftr hxim so much snice he clearly needs it. Maybe you should have picked da retzainer for hixm before Sukunabikona-sama did.

[He's working on it but Onamuchi doesn't need to know anything about it.]

[bythehare]

[ Excuse him. Muchi needs to know everything? Everything. How else is he to properly maintain his shipping charts? ]

yeah im sure thats all there is 2 it (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
pls remember to purify the room if u desecrate a godly palace in the het of the moment ok
omg he shouldve just married me (¬д¬。)
it wouldnt have mattered then (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃

[typhooned]

[Maybe don't have them in the first place?! Also this guy.]

If i'm deascerting anythizng it's not gofing tto be contavined ibn just one room.

[So there.]

Ahve you ever consmidered the possibility that marriage isn't going pto soljve all of your guays preobm?sl

[bythehare]

[ Nah, gotta have his charts. ]

i see. so THATS why they call u the typhoon then ρ(￣ﾍ￣ ﾒ)
ill be sure to schedule the cleaners if the 3 of u work together on nething

i dont know wat u r talking about ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
thats not the only reason i want to marry sukunakun

[typhooned]

I appreciate your assistance in this manner.

[Was there not a typo in there what was happening. Also he really doesn't want to ask or get involved in this any more than he wants to, but since he was revived for this explicit purpose:]

Faivr enough but i don't think you need to worrey so much. He dseon't seem interesuted in setiltng down with anyone.

[He had been with Setsura all that time and hadn't put a ring on it? Idiocy that he was grateful for, honestly.]

[bythehare]

[ Hey. That was... perfect spelling. What does that mean? Should he be sweating more? He really is going to schedule a cleaner, wtf. Like, he's not against his retainers getting it. He'll be the first to encourage them, especially in this instance, but bruh, leave his palaces clean. There is a dude code and he knows damned well TG knows it. Right? ]

ofc ofc nething 4 my precious retainers _へ__(‾◡◝ )>

[ Internally screaming at that last line, thanks. ]

hes having wild sex parties when im not there i jst know it
does his debauchery know no bounds (ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥)
i jst want 2 make an honest man out of him but no!!
how are u ok with this 。：゜(；´∩｀；)゜：。

[typhooned]

[Like Onamuchi knew anything about the dude code but look it's not like Kouta was an animal. He could clean up after himself and was used to cleaning up after Setsura and Akemi. It'd be in better condition than when they left it.

Also even after dealing with this for a year, Kouta was still impressed at Onamuchi's impressive imagination.]

Weldl, i don't wqant to marry athe guy, that's probably dwhy. And heu's a consenting uadult. Qif he watsn to live in debauchery i can't stop htim.

[But he'll take a bit of pity on Onamuchi since clearly he's having difficulties.]

Iu'll exjtend thve party for your guests out for two weeks so you can spend time at the tea house without interruption.

[bythehare]

[ If he didn't know for a fact he has retainers among his ranks who would see and take as much seriously, he might joke that Kouta is in the running for MVR, Most Valuable Retainer. Fortunately, Muchi does have some sense. ]

u are 2 kind koutakun ( ᐛ )و
but u dont know ur own strength
im sure u could temper him if u wanted to
thnk of the staff ｡･ﾟ’(*/益＼*) ‘ﾟ･｡

[ Who's making fists out of his hands right now? This fool, who also has no sense. ]

[typhooned]

[Though it's a small price to pay to be back with Setsura and Akemi and to watch his grandchildren grow, this sure was taking him back to when his group mates were all hitting puberty. It had been a trial back then and he was disappointed it was still as tiring now. He's tempted to keep cracking jokes, but it'll only make the situation that much volatile.]

Do you want me tlo physically restrain him?

[bythehare]

[ Is... is Kouta being serious right now? Muchi's squinting long and hard at his phone, but he finally smiles and settles on: ]

yes? (≧д≦ヾ)
u restrain him ill get the holy water (^▽^)/