general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

Comments

[typhooned]

The hand has been asclking if no one's taken up htat mantle yet.

I'm sure you'll think of something. iIn that case lif ryou have fifteen battle experfienced retainers to spare, l'il tanke thecm off your hands. Or vi can call in akemi and setsura.

[Is he saying the two of them are worth fifteen retainers? Nope, they are worth far, far more.]

[bythehare]

whaaaaaat щ(゜ロ゜щ)

[ He pauses, mulling over the how's, how-it-looks-if-found-outs, and the various other considerations a person of his station should bear. ]

i do have fifteen available
id think ud need to ask okakousan and sukunakun if thy can spare your ladies since i know thats your preference (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
id be suprised if u could get setsurachan to leave sukuna for that long tho
u know how she gets

[ You know, now fix it already. ]

[typhooned]

We've been working together four almost 70 yeasr. It's hard knot tzo have a preference.

It's sweet that she looks aexftr hxim so much snice he clearly needs it. Maybe you should have picked da retzainer for hixm before Sukunabikona-sama did.

[He's working on it but Onamuchi doesn't need to know anything about it.]

[bythehare]

[ Excuse him. Muchi needs to know everything? Everything. How else is he to properly maintain his shipping charts? ]

yeah im sure thats all there is 2 it (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
pls remember to purify the room if u desecrate a godly palace in the het of the moment ok
omg he shouldve just married me (¬д¬。)
it wouldnt have mattered then (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃

[typhooned]

[Maybe don't have them in the first place?! Also this guy.]

If i'm deascerting anythizng it's not gofing tto be contavined ibn just one room.

[So there.]

Ahve you ever consmidered the possibility that marriage isn't going pto soljve all of your guays preobm?sl

[bythehare]

[ Nah, gotta have his charts. ]

i see. so THATS why they call u the typhoon then ρ(￣ﾍ￣ ﾒ)
ill be sure to schedule the cleaners if the 3 of u work together on nething

i dont know wat u r talking about ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)
thats not the only reason i want to marry sukunakun

[typhooned]

I appreciate your assistance in this manner.

[Was there not a typo in there what was happening. Also he really doesn't want to ask or get involved in this any more than he wants to, but since he was revived for this explicit purpose:]

Faivr enough but i don't think you need to worrey so much. He dseon't seem interesuted in setiltng down with anyone.

[He had been with Setsura all that time and hadn't put a ring on it? Idiocy that he was grateful for, honestly.]

[bythehare]

[ Hey. That was... perfect spelling. What does that mean? Should he be sweating more? He really is going to schedule a cleaner, wtf. Like, he's not against his retainers getting it. He'll be the first to encourage them, especially in this instance, but bruh, leave his palaces clean. There is a dude code and he knows damned well TG knows it. Right? ]

ofc ofc nething 4 my precious retainers _へ__(‾◡◝ )>

[ Internally screaming at that last line, thanks. ]

hes having wild sex parties when im not there i jst know it
does his debauchery know no bounds (ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥)
i jst want 2 make an honest man out of him but no!!
how are u ok with this 。：゜(；´∩｀；)゜：。

[typhooned]

[Like Onamuchi knew anything about the dude code but look it's not like Kouta was an animal. He could clean up after himself and was used to cleaning up after Setsura and Akemi. It'd be in better condition than when they left it.

Also even after dealing with this for a year, Kouta was still impressed at Onamuchi's impressive imagination.]

Weldl, i don't wqant to marry athe guy, that's probably dwhy. And heu's a consenting uadult. Qif he watsn to live in debauchery i can't stop htim.

[But he'll take a bit of pity on Onamuchi since clearly he's having difficulties.]

Iu'll exjtend thve party for your guests out for two weeks so you can spend time at the tea house without interruption.

[bythehare]

[ If he didn't know for a fact he has retainers among his ranks who would see and take as much seriously, he might joke that Kouta is in the running for MVR, Most Valuable Retainer. Fortunately, Muchi does have some sense. ]

u are 2 kind koutakun ( ᐛ )و
but u dont know ur own strength
im sure u could temper him if u wanted to
thnk of the staff ｡･ﾟ’(*/益＼*) ‘ﾟ･｡

[ Who's making fists out of his hands right now? This fool, who also has no sense. ]

[typhooned]

[Though it's a small price to pay to be back with Setsura and Akemi and to watch his grandchildren grow, this sure was taking him back to when his group mates were all hitting puberty. It had been a trial back then and he was disappointed it was still as tiring now. He's tempted to keep cracking jokes, but it'll only make the situation that much volatile.]

Do you want me tlo physically restrain him?

[bythehare]

[ Is... is Kouta being serious right now? Muchi's squinting long and hard at his phone, but he finally smiles and settles on: ]

yes? (≧д≦ヾ)
u restrain him ill get the holy water (^▽^)/

[typhooned]

I'll pass. I'lcl be the one who has to whelp clean up the mess.

I'll let you uknow when zit's safe lfor oyutr wife tlo return home.

[bythehare]

aw cmon koutakun
dont be such a killoy ≧(´▽｀)≦

[typhooned]

If you want zto tie him up, leave me out of itk. That's your busis.sen

[bythehare]

fine fine (* ˚᷄ 艸 ˚᷅ *)
whod have thought youd be so shy about these srts of things koutakun ゜+.(。´>艸<)*.☆

[typhooned]

Thme last tgihn ii want is to get any morke involved your intizmate affairs. Gi already get enough flak from yoru retainers. I don't need it from your awives.

[bythehare]

ur kidding right? (*´艸｀)
every 1 of them thats met u so far adores u ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

[ Does he mean his wives or his retainers? That's the real question. ]

[typhooned]

[It definitely couldn't be retainers because Kouta was pretty sure at least five of them hated his guts solely for the one time Onamuchi had insisted Kouta call him 'Muchi' in front of them, and the same could probably be said for the guys' wives.]

You and i have different definitions of 'adores'.

[bythehare]

[ He'll make you stronger yet, Kouta-kun! Also maybe don't be a hot stud? His wives know he swings both ways and then some. ]

we do?
nonsense! u dont have 2 be modest koutakun（⌒▽⌒ゞ

[typhooned]

[Onamuchi's looseness should not be his problem and Kouta can't help that he's 100% born and bred Japanese kobe beef.]

I can tlel you quite a few of nyour retaienrs aren't very welcoming.

Somwe of your wives even uless so. Thye all know i'm not interested in yrou right?

[bythehare]

what
theyre probly just sizing u up is all! testing the waters, u know
i know im an excellent catch but y would they think something like that? ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

[ He almost, almost makes a certain suggestion, but deletes it straight away with a second thought. May no suggestion ever reach Setsura's ears, let alone anything that might corroborate such a thing. He'd like to keep his balls where they are, thank you. ]

[typhooned]

No idae. It has notyhing to do with your history and tastes, i'm sure.

[If this were face to face it would be all thug speak, dripping with sarcasm.]

SCREAMS AT THIS FACE CHANGE???

[bythehare]

ofc not
i have XCELNT taste
i picked u as a retainer didnt i koutakun? (○v艸v*).+ﾟ

[ To, you know, be his retainer and run interference between Sukuna and Setsura and also to protect Sukuna. Primarily to run interference between Sukuna and Setsura and protect Sukuna, but it's not like he hadn't taken his actual credentials into consideration??? ]

mine is a storied histry of great decision making u know! (⌯꒪͒ ૢ∀ ૢ꒪͒) ੭ੇ

CACKLES INTO THE NIGHT

[typhooned]

Pisn't kit bfecause off who i knew not my cajpabilities?

[The Hand didn't raise no fool okay.]

You sure yo'uer not confusing yourself wivth someoen else? Ib've sheard some of the stories from your history and there wwere rveny few good decisions that faetqured in tahem.