general texting meme

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general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

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YAMARU ARASHI

[stormgathers]

[applecake]

I heard from your father you're homeless.

[stormgathers]

Tch. What a surprise that you still haven't made any friends in your own age group. Or are you aiming high? I'll tell you again. He's a happily married man.

[applecake]

I'll have you know I have made a friend my age and unlike you I don't even need to pay her.

[Sure said 'friend' was almost killed in a toilet and needed help adjusting to becoming Awakened but details.]

Don't be crass just because you can. Here I was going to offer you a cardboard box to sleep in out of the goodness of my heart.

[stormgathers]

Imaginary friends don't count, Kacchan.

Who'd accept something like that?! I don't need charity! I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself. You and the old man can shove off!

[applecake]

Neither do paid ones, Yama-kun.

Sure, okay. So where are you staying then and when's the last time you ate?

[stormgathers]

Who ever said anyone was being paid?

What part of "disregard your aspirations" didn't you understand? You're not my mother. Stop acting like it.

[applecake]

Oh sorry, indebted to your father.

You're the reason why I never want kids so don't worry about me mothering you. At least tell me Chiang and Fukuwa are doing okay.

[stormgathers]

This from the girl who can't keep a single retainer staffed?

Have you looked in the mirror lately? I'm surprised you haven't asked them yourself.

[applecake]

I'm not ashamed of having high standards.

I figured Fukuwa wouldn't have clothes much less a phone and Chiang would just defer to whatever you told her to say anyway. Believe me I wouldn't talk to you if it was an option.

[stormgathers]

"High standards." Right.

[ Look, he's not even going to try to argue the part about Fukuwa and clothes. They both know it'd be a lie if he said he was wearing clothes and had his phone at any given moment. ]

Chiang speaks for herself, but since you can't be assed, they're fine. I'll be sure to relay your overbearing concern for their well-being.

[applecake]

Sorry tell me again about your list of criteria for any poor fool dumb enough to consider being your fiance?

Thank you. Tell Chiang she's always welcome and Fukuwa too if he has clothes on.

[stormgathers]

That's a jump. If your parents are trying to shove you off on another family, that's not my problem.

[ Or rather, it damn well better not be. ]

Tch. Good luck with that last bit.

[ Not that he minds. ]

[applecake]

Don't worry, they've finally agreed I should make my own choice and you're nowhere near the list.

[Or more like they're focusing all their efforts on her sister but what else was new.]

Isn't that supposed to be your duty? Or are you into that sort of depravity?

[stormgathers]

I'm sure.

[ He's not. ]

Why, are you thinking of offering to model for me? No thanks. I like to keep my food in my stomach.

[applecake]

Please you could only be so lucky. I'm just saying your retainer, your problem.

[stormgathers]

You know that much at least.

Don't you have anything better to do than bother me? Perhaps engaging your imaginary friend instead of my father?

[applecake]

I'm chalking this up as community service hours so don't wuss out on me already.

How are you still paying for your phone if you're broke?

[stormgathers]

Find someone who needs your charity, then. This one doesn't.

What's it to you? You going into law enforcement or something?

[applecake]

Well I don't know many homeless people so you'll have to do for now

Why are you so defensive? Have you had to rely on Fukuwa or Chiang's good looks to get by?

[stormgathers]

Go to the park and make some actual friends there. It'll be good practice for you. Two birds, one stone.

If in some hypothetical I had to rely on anyone's looks to get by, it would be my own. I have standards.

[ Implying he would not use Chiang and Fukuwa for such purposes and also that she does not have standards. ]

[applecake]

Okay which park are you in so I can avoid it?

HAHAHA good luck with that. I'll let you get back to your hard work then. Don't set the goals for yourself too high or you'll be disappointed.

[stormgathers]

Tch. Take your own advice and eat it like the glutton you are.

[ivegotascarfforthat]

This Princess requests an audience with the young prince, should the time find him. This one would find it most agreeable to make one related to her a garment or a scarf as a gift.

[stormgathers]

Hn. I suppose I could find the time for such an audience. Suserihime wasn't it?