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Okakou | お河口 ([personal profile] reshrine) wrote in [community profile] teahoused2019-08-14 10:07 pm

general texting meme



general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions:
What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.


meme taken from [community profile] preterland
 
 
 
applecake: (neutral | listening)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-23 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I don't know many homeless people so you'll have to do for now

Why are you so defensive? Have you had to rely on Fukuwa or Chiang's good looks to get by?
stormgathers: (pic#13369721)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-24 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Go to the park and make some actual friends there. It'll be good practice for you. Two birds, one stone.

If in some hypothetical I had to rely on anyone's looks to get by, it would be my own. I have standards.


[ Implying he would not use Chiang and Fukuwa for such purposes and also that she does not have standards. ]
applecake: (happy | exclaiming)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Okay which park are you in so I can avoid it?

HAHAHA good luck with that. I'll let you get back to your hard work then. Don't set the goals for yourself too high or you'll be disappointed.
stormgathers: (pic#12315068)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-24 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. Take your own advice and eat it like the glutton you are.
applecake: (being a shit | teasing)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-24 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[She keeps meaning to end this conversation but she can't let him have the last insult?!]

Not all of us can survive on fertilizer and trash alone. Human beings actually need substance you weed.
stormgathers: (pic#12315064)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-25 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Like he'd let her have the last word?! ]

That's a lot of characters for "yip yip yip". Get along, little doggy. Surely you have somewhere to be.
applecake: (sticking out tongue | rude)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-25 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Anywhere that your nasty weedy presence hasn't been, sure.

[Also, because if she has to suffer, so should he:]

Also stop talking about me to your weird godly relative. He's spewing gross things at me and it's making me sick.
stormgathers: (pic#12315068)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-25 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't speak "awooo," but hang on, let me find a translator.

Oi. What makes you think you're a worthy topic even between myself and that idiot? That sounds par the course for him, so I don't know why you're complaining to me.


[ He's not responsible for your suffering, girl. That's one hundred percent Muchi. ]
applecake: (confident | grinning | fucking shit up)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-25 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the most interesting person you know so it wouldn't surprise me if you talked about me all the time.

Anyway you should keep him in line either way.
stormgathers: (pic#12315062)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-26 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Your head is too high. It's an amazing feat considering how close to the ground you are at all times.

Take it up with his wife. He's not my problem.
applecake: (angry | surprised | shouting)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-27 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Just because you're taller now doesn't mean I still cant kick your knees out from behind you and bring you to my level so choose your words wisely.

It's going to be your problem when he starts asking you about your wedding. What about a truce until we can drive him off?
stormgathers: (pic#12315641)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-27 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ He was about to make a comment about all the empty air she's spewing when he hits that last line. Call him... intrigued. ]

You've got my attention.
applecake: (determined | fighting | concerned)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-28 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
If we find him someone else to bother, he might leave the both of us alone. Do you know any eligible women you don't mind sacrificing to him or bunnies in need of saving?
stormgathers: (pic#13369721)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-28 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. I know plenty of women who'd happily marry up, but no one here.

[ That may or may not be a partial lie given how popular he is with non-blind women at the tea house and around town based on his looks alone. ]

Oi. What do you mean, "bunnies who need saving?"
applecake: (matter of fact)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-29 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Useless. Maybe we can hire an escort.

And don't tell me you don't know your own family mythology.
stormgathers: (pic#12315071)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-29 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're assuming he isn't familiar with all of them already.

[ Because someone thinks oh so very highly of his, er... yeah, he doesn't want to think about it any more than that. That they're distantly related is bad enough. ]

History isn't mythology. Surely you're aware of that given your family's storied history.
applecake: (annoyed | storming off)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-30 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Gross. I could have lived without that imagery.

Usually mythology has some truth to it, no matter how small. But whatever, what is your big plan then?
stormgathers: (pic#12315068)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-30 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Try to keep up.

We could always send him to visit our honorable ancestor.


[ Who rules over a certain underworld, but if she doesn't know that much, there's no helping her. Is he joking? That's the real question here. ]
applecake: (neutral | listening)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-31 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever seen him fight?

[Look she has had dreams about killing him with her bare hands. She's not joking but she's also not going into this blind.]
stormgathers: (pic#12315062)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-31 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ He stares at his screen for a long moment with no immediately discernible expression before his lips quirk into the most terrible smile. That wasn't at all what he meant. This woman. ]

I meant a stately visit.
applecake: (pulling a face | being rude)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-31 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Her interest in this plan is now zero.]

Coward.

[Look if she doesn't call him out no one will.]

Fine, do it your way.
stormgathers: (pic#12315068)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-31 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. You that eager for a war? I thought you had more sense than that, Gozen-san.

[ Yes, he went there.

Not that the thought isn't appealing. He'd be content if he was allowed to fight to his heart's content. Instead there's ceremonies and etiquette and politics and the list goes on and on and on. Give him the taste of blood on his tongue, bruises on his skin, and let him fight. ]
applecake: (battered and bruised)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-08-31 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations on sounding exactly like our boring parents. I really thought you would last a few more years before needing to jerk off to rules and tradition like they do.

[It's not like he doesn't have a point, but it's not anything new to her. Plus if she defeats a god maybe finally her parents would give her the time of day.]
stormgathers: (pic#12315643)

[personal profile] stormgathers 2019-08-31 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll fight many great battles and die a great death. If you think Ōnamuchi is worth dying over, you're a fool.

[ Enough said. ]
applecake: (annoyed | storming off)

[personal profile] applecake 2019-09-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Who said anything about dying over him? I'm not the one going to a grave.

Are you many great battles going to be against a hairbrush because those don't count.

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