general texting meme

[reshrine]

general texting meme
To kick us off with some voice testing, here's a the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, any preferences, a start, absolutely nothing, or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

meme taken from preterland

 

 

 

Comments

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[reshrine]

I believe the possibility exists that your previous missive was intended for a different recipient.

Regardless, I have taken measures to ameliorate your unfortunate circumstances.

Please sign when the delivery spirit arrives with the "Shamwow" cloth, the bulk package. of cleansing wipes, the powdered shampoo, and the wisteria scented body spray.

I shall send a suitable yukata after you have seen to a cursory cleansing.

Please inform me when you are prepared to receive it.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

It was a mass text so thanks for the quick response. Gods are using shamwow now? Do you guys have the home shopping channel or something?

Anyway give me ten minutes and you can send the yukata, I'm just going to burn what I was wearing.

... Do you always sign your texts like that?

[reshrine]

One of my retainers left a television on as 'background noise' as I worked.

At one point, an informational commercial program aired, and I became aware of the product.

Yes, I do.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

Godly spells and magic not cutting it for you? What else have you bought?

And you don't have to do that. You know that right?

[reshrine]

I have several autonomous cleaning devices.

I have always done so.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

I thought you had servants for that?

Well whatever, if you want to I guess. Why not make it cuter or something? With more sparkles and stuff?

[reshrine]

They have more pressing tasks than cleaning the dust from the tatami.

I find the "Roombas" satisfactorily cute, currently.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

You shouldn't settle for satisfactory! What about having them play music while they clean? Or attaching weapons to them?

[reshrine]

I have erred.

Allow me to rephrase.

If they were any cuter than they are currently, they would distract me from my work.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

Is it just because they're robots or because they clean?

[reshrine]

I do not follow.

Do. you mean, is that why I find them cute?

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

Yes. I'll get more things like it as a thanks for the shamwow and the yukata.

And you can send it now by the way. I'm at the tea house.

[reshrine]

Sent.

I like how they. seem to work hard at their chosen task.

You need not fret over recompense, I assure you.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

Thanks.

Okay I can work with that. And I wouldn't do it if I didn't want to, but you seem like one of the few gods who aren't completely annoying. So we might as well get along.

[reshrine]

I am pleased to hear it.

I would like, very much, to be on good terms with you.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

[Okay, even though she was the one who proposed it, she's suspicious of anytime something goes too smoothly. Especially when it concerns the gods. Forgive her, Sukunabikona.]

It's not like it's a hard bar to clear.

And any particular reason? Or do you just like to get along with all mere mortals?

[reshrine]

You would be surprised.

Well, you are my honored predecessor's employee.

You help bring joy to his life.

How could I not look favorably upon such a person?

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

I don't know what kind of sappy stuff your honored predecessor has told you, but I'm pretty sure I don't bring joy into his life. But if it gets me yukatas blessed by an actual god I'm not going to complain.

[reshrine]

Again, you would be surprised.

I apologize.

I did not realize you wanted a blessing.

If a delay would not inconvenience you, I will find another, blessed on to send posthaste.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

Wait you don't have to send a blessed one, I was just kidding! Aren't blessings supposed to be painstaking things for gods? You shouldn't give them out like candy!

[reshrine]

Is your stomach settled enough for candy?

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

Are you seriously going to send me some?

[Listen her sweet tooth is a Problem but just not to her.]

[reshrine]

Is that a no?

Best regards,

Sukunabikona

[applecake]

[This is definitely some sort of trap. Gods aren't nice or prone to giving out their favors for free. Still, this is Akemi-san's goddess, maybe she can trust her... No way! She can resist!]

What kind do you have?

[Damn it.]

[reshrine]

[Not usually, but Okakou was a goddess of many hats; her worshippers cast every role they needed onto her with the ebb and flow of time, and she gave all of herself to them in return, desperate to give them all that she possibly could.

She was alone, for so long.

She has so much to give, now, and at long last people to give it to.]

Conpeito, strawberry pocky, melon gummies, bubble gum, popping rocks, lemon-lime chews, and fruit mochi . candies, among others.

Best regards,

Sukunabikona